1. Treating life as a series of discontinuous events, unconnected to the greater whole, is a falsehood essential to the human condition, or even to consciousness itself. But while we cannot picture our causal daisy-chain as it truly is – continuous and connected to events cosmic and evolutionary, meaningless and world-historic, familiar and strange – the knowledge that everything is truly connected through the barren and sunlit lens of ancient time is perhaps the greatest intellectual contribution to human happiness of modern science.

    (via axinomancy)
  2. Dogsitting again. Leave two dogs alone for twenty minutes and frosty the snowman dies a slow, painful death. He joined the decapitated chicken in the land of the dead.

    Dogsitting again. Leave two dogs alone for twenty minutes and frosty the snowman dies a slow, painful death. He joined the decapitated chicken in the land of the dead.

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    Last Chance To Lose Your Keys by Brand New

    • 4 days ago
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  4. it took me a minute to get

    • Bro: That movie was more intense than camping.
    • Me: Camping is intense?
    • Bro: Well, yeah. Where else are you going to sleep?

  5. i'm so tired

    Turns out writing a 25 page paper on something you really care about is harder than writing a 25 page paper on something you could care less about. Go figure.
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    from africa to malaga by jj

    • 5 days ago
    • 5 plays

  7. damn it

    Mom, when I text asking what time to be home Saturday morning for holiday tradition pt. 4 you do not respond with ‘btw the doctors confirmed today that I have that scary degenerative muscle disorder I was talking about a few weeks ago.’ I don’t care how optimistic you are about the nerve block they’re going to test out on you, that is not something you text nonchalantly as a btw. Fuck. Then of course I don’t want to actually call because apparently this texting thing is more comfortable for you and maybe that’s a good thing because finals are already wearing me down and I probably would have freaked you out by crying so easily and then you would be taking care of me even though you’re the one who is hurting. But you have to be the strong and optimistic one because you always have been and I know you don’t know how survive any other way because I’m the same way but when do we get to breakdown and say how fucking scary this is?

    She is not allowed to lose control of her body. We are supposed to go skydiving together on my daughter’s 18th birthday many many many years from now. That’s the plan.

    fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.

    This is not happening.

  8. omglee

    I liked it better when Emma was all “you just left your wife.” So much more interesting and Glee-like than the happy ending. But you can’t always get what you want.

    Ha.

  9. liveethroughthis:

    five minutes into glee and i already got chills

    Don’t say anything until after 10 pm pacific coast time! Nothing!
  10. inspiri: Awkward Turtle by WongFu

    inspiri:

    Awkward Turtle by WongFu

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One day I’m going to travel the world. One day I’m going to change at least a small part of it. One day I’ll have my dream job- once I figure it out. One day I’ll have the questions figured out but probably never the answers. One day I’ll keep all the promises I make to myself. One day I'll read all the books on my to read list. One day I’m going to know what I’m talking about.

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